i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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