Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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