Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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