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say what?
wanna hang out?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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