I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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