was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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