garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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