So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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