Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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