Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Come see our sink grown plant.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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