I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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