so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
