i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
How drunk are you?
Completed.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
