Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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