Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
