so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
this will be a night to untag.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
