Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I will be naked everywhere
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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