Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
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