i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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