About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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