I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
