yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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