Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
People with herpes should wear stickers.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Fuck appropriateness.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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