Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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