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This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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