i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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