If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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