He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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