Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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