So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
