We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
He shit in the fireplace
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Randomize