That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Randomize
