another moral hangover. fuck.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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