We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
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