More tranny stories later!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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