Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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