You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Success! We fucked roommates!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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