Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I lost the right to judge tonight
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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