it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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