the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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