I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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