Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
a search helicopter?!
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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