In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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