Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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