I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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