dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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