he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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