yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize
