I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize
