Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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