Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
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