Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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