Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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