I hate your face
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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